LOVE IS IN THE AIR
CHAPTER 1
Another trip to jammu & here I keep my fingers cross that air hostess would truely be a eye candy,I very enthusiastically ask my DAD what air lines are we hopping into."SPICYJET" Oh my god this airlines has all the "EYE THORNS" air hostesses lined up in their "low cost" armourey.I was looking forward to getting a new pair of woodland shoes to attract these AIRY
HONEY BEES but it seems that HAWAI Chapals would even be too classy for these beauty MORONS.
The flight was 6:00 in the morning and we reached the airport by 5:00 I went straight to the Spicejet counter,as soon as I reached the counter my night mare got a jump kick the lady at the counter made me feel the lady at the KANDIVILI RAILWAYSTATION TICKET COUNTER is Miss Universe compared to her.As soon she said "May I Help you Sir" I could could feel the aura
of the chilly chicken that she would have had in the dinner.Holding my breath(not in a good way) I showed her my tickets and waited for her to give me the boarding pass.
As she was in the middle of printing the boarding pass I took a glance at the side by counter of KINGFISHER.Oh my God the lady over there made me release my birth that I had been holding to escape the chicken monstress breath.Truely "God must be a LADY".No doubt they charge double the airfare as normal & why not they sure give extra services in form of these DIVAS.Really the tag line for this airlines seems to be apt you truely "FLY WITH GOOD TIMES".As I was busy applauding the beauty of both the KINGFISHER airlines and hostess my nostrils again started feeling the pungent chilly chicken smell my nostril,I almost felt that my hairy nose has lost some its hairy silk to the unbeatable customer service oF "spicyjet".
I grabbed the boarding pass as they were my tickets to heaven but it were truely my escape routes from the stunking hell.When I reached my parents waitng in the hall I felt how lucky my parents are that there young son survived such a great assasin,instead I feel two great assasins one was trying to kill me with her arrows of beauty and other with her chickenlybenzene gas.As I along with my MOM DAD were waiting for the final call from the airlines I was busy looking at all the AIRY HONEY BEES roaming in a swarm but they were not noticing this SUNFLOWER (thats me) sitting waiting to be sucked by them.The only thing that kept me cheered up while returning from JAMMU we would be travelling by KINGFISHER.
As we reach the air craft I in my 3/4ths put on my IPOD and had it to full volume capacity,as we reached inside I Guess I heard "someone" say "WELCOME ON BOARD" but I gave that "someone" the coldest shoulder that an air hostess could get followed by a sure loud reply "SURE" with complete arrogance,which appeared to me a murmur as I was totally into my "JAI HO" on my IPOD.Our seat number was 32A B C which was in the very end so it took us just years to reach the destination as passengers were busy putting there luggage on the upper chambers.As I sat on my seat man I felt that Mumbai Locals are 3BHK flat.I could barely kiss
my own knees an exercise which many fitness Freaks would take years to do.Anyways I was pretty much expecting this,now the plane was about to take off the part of air travel taht scares the hell out of me and suddenly the ipod started the track "GUMNAM HAIN KOI" and I pulled of the headphones in a second as it made the situation more melodramatic.
It was the first time since I boarded the palne I was in my complete senses,soon the air hostesses came in the picture which till now had only experienced cold response from me.As they were busy giving the safety instructions I glared at one of the air hostess & bang I was bold over."Oh My God" were the immediate words that came in my mouth & here my mom looked at me & asked what the matter was I just could not think of any thing and replied in a haste that I remember that I forgot to turn off the lights in my room.Here we go as I could not think of any thing else my mothered bombared me with the "RESPONSIBILITIES" speech.As soon as she calmed down after bombarding me with the parental speech,I again looked up towards the air hostess that bowled me up with her first look.
This was the girl whom I was waiting her looking at her made me this was it I had been waiting for this single moment my entire life.She had a beauty that one can not describe even the likes of gulzar and akhtars would be incompetent to write few lines on her.She had a smile that made my day a smile for which I could put my every thing on stake.She with her glittering eyes could make the SAHARA desert look like PACIFIC.Her simplicity with a sheer attitude had got me hooked for my entire life.Oh no am I getting crazy was my first reaction appreciating a girls beauty in such a "VEGETARIAN" way is not me but this girl had such a pure charm attached to
her that all other things looked superficial compared to her beauty."This is it" was my reaction first time in my life I had such a feeling for somebody a feeling so strong that made me even forget the trauma of plane take off when I looked around we were already in the skies
and particularly I was in the 7th sky.
I could not let her go so in true desperation I pressed the attendant button,within fraction of seconds she came to my seat and asked "Can I Help you" these words were icings for my ears,which along with my nose had had a rough morning thanks to the lady at the counter.
Since I called her I had to start the conversation so I decided to ask her for some cotton as this is the most common thing passengers usually ask in airplanes as the noise of engine becomes unberable to some.The reply was such taht shook me to my core & it was "SURE",it
had the same tone of arrogance that I had given to "someone' when I entered the plane.Damn why in this world I said such a line a line which could end my chances of getting close to the love of my life.I had to something to get things right but with my parents I cannot talk to the girl
openly,meanwhile she came and handed over me the cotton with the superficial smile that one can get.Boy I knew "SERVE WITH A SMILE" is what they are thought but a smile like this could give lovers like me a HEART ATTACK.
So how can I get to talk with her and understand things to her I can not let her get a picture of me as a "UNCIVLIZED NONSOCIAL BRAT".Mr/SANT KABIR would have been in love when he would have written those four golden lines "YEH ISHQ NAHI AASAN",true I must say.While I was busy thinking of aplan to get things right with my love my father pressed the attendant button.She came again & glaring at me said "yes" a yes that I can say was not very friendly,but DAD came to the rescue and asked her to get him a news paper realizing her mistake she
tried to be sweet with PA and asked her if he would like to have some tea coffee.Seeing her talk sweetly with my parents I thought atleast my parents are jelling with their sons would be friend well to be exact GIRLFRIEND.
So I sensed that things won't happen I would have to make things happen so I decided that sitting here wont do any good for me so I got up and making an execuse to go to TOILET to my parents I went forward and went straight to the dug out where all the air hostess were preparing
for the lunch.As I enterd in their dug out all looks were on me,man I can bet they all must be talking about me since I would have been very popular considering my "SURE ACCIDENT".I opened up with "Hi,Myself Kushal",Yeah!Yeah!you MBA and GRE freaks I know this is not grammatically correct but at that particular moment it abruptly came out my mouth & correcting my mistake did not seem a wise decisson to me.The reply wasvery shocking the arrogant "SURE" came the corus reply,as if they were planning it and I got the taste of my own medicine & yeah it tastes bitter.After that embarassmentnormal the usual Kushal would have blasted and come up with something that would really shut those mean girls up but this Kushal was in love and this lover boy can't afford to be mean and brash.
So without letting them bombard me further I soft spokenly said to my lady love "May I talk to you for a sec" this time I followed it with a smile prettty much expecting the "S" word to bounce back but the reply that too with a smile was OK.Man Surely "SERVE WITH A SMILE" is a dam Line it really works well atleast for me.So she came close and said "yes What it is".
Oh my God my biggest fantasy was in front of my eyes I was clueless to say something.For a while I thought of asking her where the TOILET is but I was not in a college of 25 acres,this God Damn was a airplane one should be a pure dumbo to not to know where the Loo is.So without making things worse I gathered all the courage left in me and told her the entire episode from the morning everything about the lady at the counter & how much pissed I was while I was entering the aircraft.
Relieved I was telling my side of the story but little did I know the fat dumbo at the counter not
only had made my day hell but was elmentry in ruining my lady love's mood too.Apparently she had a heated argument with the same bitch over some baggage so we shared our stories & apparently that bitch was useful to me somewhere,at least she gave me something to talk about to my princess.
So sensing a good platform to solidify my friendship with the girl so without delayig I came up with "So I Guess we are even".She noded with a smile,I abruptly came up with "So starting on a new note Hi I am Kushal from Delhi".I delebrately added the word DELHI to my short resume because I had a feeling that she too was from Delhi.And as very much expected the result was
"Hi I am Anamika from Sadi DELHI". Without breaking the momentum I came up with "No way I was thinking you to be form Delhi"
"What made you feel that "was the abrupt reply,without giving a thought I came up with "You know it is the great combination of you having both beauty and brains that made me feel that made me feel that this would be definately a masterpiece of Delhi".This line made her blush and her being blush was a bonus me as anyhow the line was from the heart.
Suddenly my IPOD had a reincarnation and started playing"KIS TARF HAIN AASMA KIS TARF ZAMEEN" ya men truely I cant make it out at this juncture.When I was in this my imaginative LOVE land a strong maretone voice disturbed me by saying
"SIT DOWN "............
CHAPTER 1
Another trip to jammu & here I keep my fingers cross that air hostess would truely be a eye candy,I very enthusiastically ask my DAD what air lines are we hopping into."SPICYJET" Oh my god this airlines has all the "EYE THORNS" air hostesses lined up in their "low cost" armourey.I was looking forward to getting a new pair of woodland shoes to attract these AIRY
HONEY BEES but it seems that HAWAI Chapals would even be too classy for these beauty MORONS.
The flight was 6:00 in the morning and we reached the airport by 5:00 I went straight to the Spicejet counter,as soon as I reached the counter my night mare got a jump kick the lady at the counter made me feel the lady at the KANDIVILI RAILWAYSTATION TICKET COUNTER is Miss Universe compared to her.As soon she said "May I Help you Sir" I could could feel the aura
of the chilly chicken that she would have had in the dinner.Holding my breath(not in a good way) I showed her my tickets and waited for her to give me the boarding pass.
As she was in the middle of printing the boarding pass I took a glance at the side by counter of KINGFISHER.Oh my God the lady over there made me release my birth that I had been holding to escape the chicken monstress breath.Truely "God must be a LADY".No doubt they charge double the airfare as normal & why not they sure give extra services in form of these DIVAS.Really the tag line for this airlines seems to be apt you truely "FLY WITH GOOD TIMES".As I was busy applauding the beauty of both the KINGFISHER airlines and hostess my nostrils again started feeling the pungent chilly chicken smell my nostril,I almost felt that my hairy nose has lost some its hairy silk to the unbeatable customer service oF "spicyjet".
I grabbed the boarding pass as they were my tickets to heaven but it were truely my escape routes from the stunking hell.When I reached my parents waitng in the hall I felt how lucky my parents are that there young son survived such a great assasin,instead I feel two great assasins one was trying to kill me with her arrows of beauty and other with her chickenlybenzene gas.As I along with my MOM DAD were waiting for the final call from the airlines I was busy looking at all the AIRY HONEY BEES roaming in a swarm but they were not noticing this SUNFLOWER (thats me) sitting waiting to be sucked by them.The only thing that kept me cheered up while returning from JAMMU we would be travelling by KINGFISHER.
As we reach the air craft I in my 3/4ths put on my IPOD and had it to full volume capacity,as we reached inside I Guess I heard "someone" say "WELCOME ON BOARD" but I gave that "someone" the coldest shoulder that an air hostess could get followed by a sure loud reply "SURE" with complete arrogance,which appeared to me a murmur as I was totally into my "JAI HO" on my IPOD.Our seat number was 32A B C which was in the very end so it took us just years to reach the destination as passengers were busy putting there luggage on the upper chambers.As I sat on my seat man I felt that Mumbai Locals are 3BHK flat.I could barely kiss
my own knees an exercise which many fitness Freaks would take years to do.Anyways I was pretty much expecting this,now the plane was about to take off the part of air travel taht scares the hell out of me and suddenly the ipod started the track "GUMNAM HAIN KOI" and I pulled of the headphones in a second as it made the situation more melodramatic.
It was the first time since I boarded the palne I was in my complete senses,soon the air hostesses came in the picture which till now had only experienced cold response from me.As they were busy giving the safety instructions I glared at one of the air hostess & bang I was bold over."Oh My God" were the immediate words that came in my mouth & here my mom looked at me & asked what the matter was I just could not think of any thing and replied in a haste that I remember that I forgot to turn off the lights in my room.Here we go as I could not think of any thing else my mothered bombared me with the "RESPONSIBILITIES" speech.As soon as she calmed down after bombarding me with the parental speech,I again looked up towards the air hostess that bowled me up with her first look.
This was the girl whom I was waiting her looking at her made me this was it I had been waiting for this single moment my entire life.She had a beauty that one can not describe even the likes of gulzar and akhtars would be incompetent to write few lines on her.She had a smile that made my day a smile for which I could put my every thing on stake.She with her glittering eyes could make the SAHARA desert look like PACIFIC.Her simplicity with a sheer attitude had got me hooked for my entire life.Oh no am I getting crazy was my first reaction appreciating a girls beauty in such a "VEGETARIAN" way is not me but this girl had such a pure charm attached to
her that all other things looked superficial compared to her beauty."This is it" was my reaction first time in my life I had such a feeling for somebody a feeling so strong that made me even forget the trauma of plane take off when I looked around we were already in the skies
and particularly I was in the 7th sky.
I could not let her go so in true desperation I pressed the attendant button,within fraction of seconds she came to my seat and asked "Can I Help you" these words were icings for my ears,which along with my nose had had a rough morning thanks to the lady at the counter.
Since I called her I had to start the conversation so I decided to ask her for some cotton as this is the most common thing passengers usually ask in airplanes as the noise of engine becomes unberable to some.The reply was such taht shook me to my core & it was "SURE",it
had the same tone of arrogance that I had given to "someone' when I entered the plane.Damn why in this world I said such a line a line which could end my chances of getting close to the love of my life.I had to something to get things right but with my parents I cannot talk to the girl
openly,meanwhile she came and handed over me the cotton with the superficial smile that one can get.Boy I knew "SERVE WITH A SMILE" is what they are thought but a smile like this could give lovers like me a HEART ATTACK.
So how can I get to talk with her and understand things to her I can not let her get a picture of me as a "UNCIVLIZED NONSOCIAL BRAT".Mr/SANT KABIR would have been in love when he would have written those four golden lines "YEH ISHQ NAHI AASAN",true I must say.While I was busy thinking of aplan to get things right with my love my father pressed the attendant button.She came again & glaring at me said "yes" a yes that I can say was not very friendly,but DAD came to the rescue and asked her to get him a news paper realizing her mistake she
tried to be sweet with PA and asked her if he would like to have some tea coffee.Seeing her talk sweetly with my parents I thought atleast my parents are jelling with their sons would be friend well to be exact GIRLFRIEND.
So I sensed that things won't happen I would have to make things happen so I decided that sitting here wont do any good for me so I got up and making an execuse to go to TOILET to my parents I went forward and went straight to the dug out where all the air hostess were preparing
for the lunch.As I enterd in their dug out all looks were on me,man I can bet they all must be talking about me since I would have been very popular considering my "SURE ACCIDENT".I opened up with "Hi,Myself Kushal",Yeah!Yeah!you MBA and GRE freaks I know this is not grammatically correct but at that particular moment it abruptly came out my mouth & correcting my mistake did not seem a wise decisson to me.The reply wasvery shocking the arrogant "SURE" came the corus reply,as if they were planning it and I got the taste of my own medicine & yeah it tastes bitter.After that embarassmentnormal the usual Kushal would have blasted and come up with something that would really shut those mean girls up but this Kushal was in love and this lover boy can't afford to be mean and brash.
So without letting them bombard me further I soft spokenly said to my lady love "May I talk to you for a sec" this time I followed it with a smile prettty much expecting the "S" word to bounce back but the reply that too with a smile was OK.Man Surely "SERVE WITH A SMILE" is a dam Line it really works well atleast for me.So she came close and said "yes What it is".
Oh my God my biggest fantasy was in front of my eyes I was clueless to say something.For a while I thought of asking her where the TOILET is but I was not in a college of 25 acres,this God Damn was a airplane one should be a pure dumbo to not to know where the Loo is.So without making things worse I gathered all the courage left in me and told her the entire episode from the morning everything about the lady at the counter & how much pissed I was while I was entering the aircraft.
Relieved I was telling my side of the story but little did I know the fat dumbo at the counter not
only had made my day hell but was elmentry in ruining my lady love's mood too.Apparently she had a heated argument with the same bitch over some baggage so we shared our stories & apparently that bitch was useful to me somewhere,at least she gave me something to talk about to my princess.
So sensing a good platform to solidify my friendship with the girl so without delayig I came up with "So I Guess we are even".She noded with a smile,I abruptly came up with "So starting on a new note Hi I am Kushal from Delhi".I delebrately added the word DELHI to my short resume because I had a feeling that she too was from Delhi.And as very much expected the result was
"Hi I am Anamika from Sadi DELHI". Without breaking the momentum I came up with "No way I was thinking you to be form Delhi"
"What made you feel that "was the abrupt reply,without giving a thought I came up with "You know it is the great combination of you having both beauty and brains that made me feel that made me feel that this would be definately a masterpiece of Delhi".This line made her blush and her being blush was a bonus me as anyhow the line was from the heart.
Suddenly my IPOD had a reincarnation and started playing"KIS TARF HAIN AASMA KIS TARF ZAMEEN" ya men truely I cant make it out at this juncture.When I was in this my imaginative LOVE land a strong maretone voice disturbed me by saying
"SIT DOWN "............
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